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Your table reviews dinner.

Type what is in the fridge. A deadly serious critic writes two menus. The table votes from one link, no login. After dinner the same link takes the stars.

Compose tonight's menu

No signup. The first menu is on the house. A menu, not a friend.

Chez Pepper

Tuesday Quesadilla

Twelve minutes, one pan. The cheddar ends with dignity.

Serves 2 12 min Nothing to buy

Contains: dairy, wheat. Always check labels.

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The Forgiving Table

Fried Rice of Reckoning

The economy is total. The rice is yesterday's and prouder for it.

Serves 2 15 min Nothing to buy

Contains: egg, wheat, soy. Always check labels.

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Ladle House

Hot Dog Night, Plated

Fifteen minutes. Nothing was bought. The ketchup is doing a lot.

Serves 2 15 min Nothing to buy

Contains: wheat. Always check labels.

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How a dinner goes

  1. Compose. Type what is in the fridge and pick a mood. Two dishes land on a menu.
  2. Vote. Send one link. The table picks A or B. No login, no app.
  3. Review. After dinner the same link takes the stars. The best lines are printed on a card.

Also on the menu

Chez Pepper

Tuesday Quesadilla

Aggressively adequate.

Four stars. Table 1.

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After dinner, the table's review prints as a card.

Chez Pepper

CLOSED

The kitchen is closed tonight.

The chef is at Chipotle.

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Takeout night prints a CLOSED card. Nobody judges the chef.

The House Chef, a raccoon in a toque

Toque 3

  • tomato
  • egg
  • lemon

The House Chef grows a taller toque for every five dinners served or reviewed.

Compose tonight's menu

Mood
Serves
Anything we avoid? Kids at the table?
Anything we avoid?